Filipinos are easily the funniest people you’ll ever meet. They love to crack jokes and make serious situations a little lighter. It’s no surprise that they’ve found new ways to express their humor, and it’s through cakes, so it’s even better! These minimalist cakes have found their way to the Philippine food trend in 2020. It’s cute and colorful, with a simple “Happy Birthday” sprawled on top of it–until people realized it’s the perfect way to get their messages across.
We’ve gathered the best minimalist cake shops that sell funny dedication cakes so you can express your gratitude (or humor) in sweet flavors!
Funny Dedication Cake Ideas
Minimalist Cake
You can get away with making “you’re getting really old” jokes to your friends when you present it with a cake! If you’re feeling a little extra, you can ask them to hand paint your favorite photo of you and your loved ones!
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Contact No: 0951 982 2196
Address: Quezon City
You Knead This Cake
Innuendos aside, these bento cakes are a sweet way of telling your person that you’re thinking of them on their special day. If you’re bad with remembering birthdays and anniversaries, don’t worry! They can deliver cakes on the same day (for places near Makati only.)
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Contact No: 0925 703 0875
Address: Barangay Pitogo, Makati City
Wadough’s
Make your friend even happier with a slice of Wadough’s minimalist cakes. Their cakes are filled with Davao Tablea ganache and coated with premium American buttercream. For those looking for something a little more extravagant, this bakeshop also accepts customized cakes.
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Contact Email: wadoughs@gmail.com
Address: Diliman, Quezon City
Bella Bakes
The perfect coming-of-legal-age gift is the one that lasts… on the hips! This shop specializes in minimalist cakes and cupcakes, so you can ask them to match your pastries to your theme. They also sell dream cakes, if you’re in for darker and richer flavors.
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Contact No: 0906 529 2742
Address: Better Living Subd., Parañaque City
Flour Box
We swear, your mother will find this funny when you give this to her on her day! If you’re running out of time to cook, worry not! They also accept orders for pasta dishes and other meals to make your day even more special.
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Contact No: 0933 309 9680
Address: Hagonoy, Bulacan
Cakes n Cookies by Joyce
Get creative with your birthday greetings with this bake shop’s minimalist cakes. True to their name, they offer not only cakes but also cookies and other pastry specials! Aside from minimalist cakes, you can commission this bakeshop to make custom-themed cakes for bigger events.
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Contact No: 0949 104 7936
Address: Guiguinto, Bulacan
Oh, Cakes by Lorelie
Sometimes, words ain’t enough. This shop bakes cakes for every occasion. When we say every occasion, we mean every occasion, if you know what I mean. They also make other dessert trends like themed cupcakes and money cakes.
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Contact No: 0961 990 5887
Address: Sto. Tomas, Lubao
Cake Panda
Your friends will forgive you for your jokes if you give them cakes to undo their rage. Cake Panda also makes rosette and dream cakes! If you want something more classic, try their Caramel Macchiato cake.
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Contact No: 0917 542 3506
Address: San Juan City, Manila
Every cake PH
Don’t let the quarantine keep you from enjoying a good birthday! Every Cake PH is the perfect collaborator to tell your story through cakes. They also make absolutely gorgeous hand-painted cakes to make your day even more memorable.
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Contact No: 0927 046 7672
Address: Novaliches, Quezon City
For Heaven’s Cake
You’ll surely get your S/O to pick you every time if you give them a dedication cake with a special message for them. This bakeshop specializes in minimalist cakes, but they also make customized cakes if you want to go big instead of going home.
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Contact No: 0948 147 7871
Address: Limay, Bataan
